Yeah, see, here's the deal with this. I've just listened to Patton Oswalt's new album, in which he heaps abuse on a 1977 movie called "Death Bed: The Bed That Eats", which sounds right up my street. This is . . . not that movie. This turns out to be a terrible 2002 straight-to-video movie that's softcore porn-without-any-nudity.
It's officially called "Stuart Gordon's Deathbed", but I don't think Stuart Gordon is actually that big a name that he can sell a movie where he was just Executive Producer.
Anyway, this is terrible. I stopped watching after 30 minutes, even though I was really looking forward to seeing Dukey Flyswatter still working.