Sunday, July 22, 2007


Okay, this movie is terrible. But in the interest of full disclosure, I should inform you that some people will probably find something of interest in it. Specifically, a shirtless 23-year-old Patrick Warburton being sold into slavery and being repeatedly flogged when he's not having unconvincing softcore sex with topless ladies. Also, he hasn't yet discovered that deep-voiced drawl he does all the time these days, so that's kind of interesting.

But really, it's like a Harlequin novel come to unconvincing life. Seriously, check out the cover of the novel it's based on. "A Flaming Novel of Lust and Slavery" indeed. Apparently there's a sequel, called "Master of Dragonard Hill". Yikes.

Eartha Kitt is good.

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